Google’s voicemail transcripts are pretty neat. They do not, however, handle accents very well. Sometimes messages from people with accents are completely incomprehensible. For example, this recent call:

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Or this one:

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Or these:

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These were trimmed to remove contact info, but otherwise they’re just copied out of Hangouts.